Sailing The Bounty
The mighty Vegetable Stalker lost at sea! Stay tuned to this VNN. station for all the news thats fit to eat.
Hello, this is Victoria Apple reporting for VNN., Veggie Network News. This live news update is brought to you by Crab Apple Computers. Byte into a Crab Apple today! Im reporting to you from that wild ocean paradise known as Fiji Island where Veggie Head Stalker, AKA: the Vegetable Stalker, has been reported missing just a few hundred feet off-shore. Heres what witnesses had to report:
The oceans waves pound the shore,
relentless, they erode.
And so it is, the ebb and flow
of legends often told,
but near the banks, behind the rocks,
protected from itself,
our hero finds a treasure there--
an ocean filled with kelp.
Was then ol Veggie starts to yell,
By gosh, Man, look at that!
Surely Im the only one
to see this bounty, phat!
Was then he ran to dive on in.
Oh what a joy! he yelped.
Ill never get enough of it,
this ocean filled with kelp!
Was then ol Veggie starts to scream,
Quick, save me from this mess!
for all could see our hero
was getting really stressed.
And just when we had lost all hope
the lifeguard pulled him out
completely bound in seaweed,
embarrassed, have no doubt.
Does Veggie need mouth to mouth? No, darn! Who would have thought a super hero like Veggie could sink so fast? Is there no vegetable on earth that remains safe from the Vegetable Stalker? Even those vegetables that live on the ocean floor? I wonder if Veggies friend needs mouth to mouth? You know, the poet... Well just because he never got in the water doesnt mean he doesnt need mouth to mouth.
For more adventure, stay tuned to VNN. or go to our website at VegetableStalker.com. Im sorry, I cant help it if Im sexually frustrated.
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