Friday
30Oct2009
Confuseus On West Virginia
Fri, October 30, 2009 at 6:16
Or, Clean Coal?
Today, the groovy green guru from Confuseus.com comments on his recent trip to West Virginia.
Confuseus sez, "Man who believe in clean coal never breath West Virginia. Coal dust bad, Confuseus rather breath smog. Groopies not like coal dust in hair either."
Editor's note: Confuseus recently began a motorized bicycle tour of North America in which he plans to visit every state and province in the US and Canada, reporting on environmental matters. Last time he tried this sort of thing it was 5 years ago by motorcycle and he only made it about 100 miles before giving up. If you see an old man broken down on the side of the road with about 20 attractive young women, please stop and give the girls a lift.
Today, the groovy green guru from Confuseus.com comments on his recent trip to West Virginia.
Confuseus sez, "Man who believe in clean coal never breath West Virginia. Coal dust bad, Confuseus rather breath smog. Groopies not like coal dust in hair either."
Editor's note: Confuseus recently began a motorized bicycle tour of North America in which he plans to visit every state and province in the US and Canada, reporting on environmental matters. Last time he tried this sort of thing it was 5 years ago by motorcycle and he only made it about 100 miles before giving up. If you see an old man broken down on the side of the road with about 20 attractive young women, please stop and give the girls a lift.
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