Tuesday
02Jun2009
The Adventurers Of The Vegetable Stalker, Preface
Tue, June 2, 2009 at 20:06
It was a war over eighty years in the making. THEY (This Harvest Eats You) watched us fight two world-wars, dozens of conflicts, and a couple of police actions before THEY began their war to take over the world. Even after it began there were those who didn’t believe we were actually in danger. Of course THEY had been planning it covertly since their arrival here on earth.
I’ve tried to tell the story in such a way as to portray both sides of the story but I am sure there are those on both sides who will accuse me of hoeing dirt over the roots of the story in hopes that no one else might know the truth. I only hope I am able to impress upon you that what I recorded on these pages is indeed the truth, the naked truth with all its ugly roots exposed.
I’ve presented Veggie’s story in such a way that allows you to read the text of the news stories along with my own narrative. It was with great personal expense that I managed to locate what I believe to be the actual text as read by the news casters of VNN, the Veggie News Network, a small independent news organization that used Veggie’s story to launch itself into both the national and international media markets.
Where did THEY come from? In the beginning THEY were simply the residue of some biological experiments-- cross-breeding, mostly-- that were tossed out, thrown into garbage cans, and hauled to a landfill or a compost pile somewhere. Somehow THEY managed to survive where THEY began to infiltrate and breed with native species from all over the world. Later, the waste from DNA experiments and genetically altered plant species would join in their cause.
Over time, there have been many other experiments gone awry as well. As each failed to produce the desired results, THEY would be quick to recruit the newest plants that survived and assimilate them into their fold. By the time forty years had passed, THEY had managed to integrate themselves into the natural world, but instead of becoming a part of the natural world, THEY chose to rule it, ignoring the fact that THEY are at the bottom of the natural food chain. In another forty years my story would begin.
To get the latest VNN (Veggie News Network) updates, stay tuned to this VNN station or go online to VegetableStalker.com. We now return you to yourboring reality TV regularly scheduled programming.
Continue to Veggisode 1.
I’ve tried to tell the story in such a way as to portray both sides of the story but I am sure there are those on both sides who will accuse me of hoeing dirt over the roots of the story in hopes that no one else might know the truth. I only hope I am able to impress upon you that what I recorded on these pages is indeed the truth, the naked truth with all its ugly roots exposed.
I’ve presented Veggie’s story in such a way that allows you to read the text of the news stories along with my own narrative. It was with great personal expense that I managed to locate what I believe to be the actual text as read by the news casters of VNN, the Veggie News Network, a small independent news organization that used Veggie’s story to launch itself into both the national and international media markets.
Where did THEY come from? In the beginning THEY were simply the residue of some biological experiments-- cross-breeding, mostly-- that were tossed out, thrown into garbage cans, and hauled to a landfill or a compost pile somewhere. Somehow THEY managed to survive where THEY began to infiltrate and breed with native species from all over the world. Later, the waste from DNA experiments and genetically altered plant species would join in their cause.
Over time, there have been many other experiments gone awry as well. As each failed to produce the desired results, THEY would be quick to recruit the newest plants that survived and assimilate them into their fold. By the time forty years had passed, THEY had managed to integrate themselves into the natural world, but instead of becoming a part of the natural world, THEY chose to rule it, ignoring the fact that THEY are at the bottom of the natural food chain. In another forty years my story would begin.
To get the latest VNN (Veggie News Network) updates, stay tuned to this VNN station or go online to VegetableStalker.com. We now return you to your
Continue to Veggisode 1.
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