Veggisode 13

Veggie Goes To Japan

The mighty Vegetable Stalker in Japan! Stay tuned to this station to find out more.

Hello, this is Princess Apple, VNN., Veggie News Network, filling in for my mother Victoria who's in the back of the VNN. mobile broadcast van with a really cute federal agent from the FCC. Way to go, Mom. I want him when you're done.

The Vegetable Stalker has been spotted in Tokyo. Reports indicate that he and the rebel poet laureate of North America, Billy Jones, were spotted ducking into a seedy looking bath house on a Tokyo back street. Here's an account of what took place earlier today.

You lookin’ at me
with your little beady eyes.
Yum, black eyed peas.

What’s this, Haiku from a wannabe American Poet Laureate, what is the world coming to? Is the Vegetable Stalker turning Japanese or is our writer, Billy Jones, high on Sake and rice wine? Wonder where he'll go next? What could make a man write such a script as this? Opium, maybe? Do you think Veggie and Billy will ever return from Japan to face the warrants issued for their arrests, or will some gesha-girl puree their little pea brains? Find out the answers to these questions-- well maybe not these exact questions-- next time as the adventures of our hero, the mighty Vegetable Stalker, continue.

Turning Japanese,
is Veggie turning Japanese?
I really don’t know
don’t know, don’t know, don’t know.
Turning Japanese,
is Veggie turning Japanese?
I really don’t know....

Is the Vegetable Stalker turning Japanese? Maybe our redneck poet laureate drank too much Laureate Red Wine. To find out, stay tuned to this VNN. station or go to the VNN. website at VegetableStalker.com.

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