Veggisode 14

Okra

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Hello, this is Bruce Apple, VNN., Veggie News Network. Happy to be out of jail and reporting to you from Louisiana where the Vegetable Stalker has been spotted hanging from the top of a flag pole in front of a television station in Slidel Louisiana. This is what happened just yesterday afternoon.

Okra, oh okra,
slimy and thick;
you must keep your guard
lest you’ll be tricked.
So watch, Vegetable Stalker,
there’s okra about
and should you fall in,
you’ll never get out.

So the Vegetable Stalker
made Gumbo with rice
while listening real close
to the words of advice
of that old Cajun chef
who cooks on TV,
and cooked us some Gumbo
as good as can be.

Hey Justin, don’t let Veggie get anymore of that homemade wine. “Eyeiiiiii!” Oops, too late. Oh well, Ya’ll stay tuned for more adventures of the Vegetable Stalker as Veggie learns how to cure a big ol’ Louisiana style hangover. “Eyeiiiiiii!” Somebody please help me get Veggie down from that flag pole in front of the television studio.

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