Veggisode 15

Potatoes

Coming up next: Another Vegetable Stalker sighting in Idaho. Stay tuned for this important Stalker update!

Hello, this is Victoria Apple reporting for VNN., Veggie Network News. Bruce is still on location in Slidel, Louisiana, probably with some little Cajun dish, the big jerk. After all the things I had to do to those cute FCC. agents to get them to drop the charges against him. And to think, I believed him.

The Vegetable Stalker has been spotted yet again, this time in Pocatello, Idaho. This is what happened just minutes ago.

Potatoes, potatoes,
hide there neath the ground,
waiting and waiting
for you to come around.
They’ll snag both your feet
to trip in their vines
face down in the dirt
with mud on your mind.

Beware the potato,
he’s crafty and smart
as he lurks ‘neath the surface
to fill you with starch.
And with his friends Butter,
and vile, Sour Cream,
he’ll make you grow fatter
to cause you bad dreams.

Look out Vegetable Stalker!
There’s taders round here.

Well I’ll be deep fried and dipped in batter. It looks like the Vegetable Stalker is up to his arm pits in chips. Of course that’s not much when you’re laying face first on the ground. Anybody got any ketchup? Mustard maybe? Get up, Veggie Head. We’ve got more adventures to check out, and Ya’ll can continue to check out the adventures of the Vegetable Stalker right here where you always do. Ya’ll come back now, ya hear?

For the latest news concerning the whereabouts of the Vegetable Stalker, stay tuned to this VNN. station, or go to the Veggie News Network website at VegetableStalker.com.