Veggisode 16

The Vegetable Stalker Goes Down South

The Vegetable Stalker spotted in Georgia. Ya'll stay tuned to this Veggie News Network station to find out.

Hello, this is Bruce Apple, VNN., Veggie Network News, reporting live from Brunswick, Georgia where the Vegetable Stalker is purported to be in quite a mess. The Vegetable Stalker was last reported as being seen in a field on a small barrier island on the Georgia coast. Federal agents report the area secured and are moving in as we speak. Here's an eye witness report.

The Vegetable Stalker went down South.
He thought he'd be a hit,
but something happened on the way down there,
he’ll not get over it.
He thought all veggies are the same,
but these he'd never seen,
an now he’s trying to get out of,
a mess of collard greens!

Will the Vegetable Stalker get out of this mess, or has Veggie’s pot done boiled over? Does he even know he can boil them greens down? And just how big is a mess anyway? Stay tuned for the answers to some questions, but not necessarily these questions, as Veggie's adventures continue right here. Hey, anybody got any vinegar? How bout some corn bread? Chitlins maybe?

It looks as if Veggie Head Stalker might have gone too far this time. Stay tuned to this VNN. station for the latest updates in this Veggie saga, or run over to the Veggie News Network website at VegetableStalker.com.