Veggisode 17

Spearmint

The Vegetable Stalker spotted in Canada! Stay tuned to this Veggie News Network station for the latest details.

Hello, this is Bruce Apple, VNN., Veggie Network News. Victoria and the children are on vacation in Miami, Florida getting some much needed photosynthesis, but I'm here in this dark radio station reporting the latest developments in the hunt for that terrorist mastermind, Veggie Head Stalker, AKA, the Vegetable Stalker.

The Royal Mounted Police report that a man believed to be the Vegetable Stalker was spotted just east of Alberta in the Canadian province of British Columbia. Here's what took place earlier today.

A spearmint for you,
a spearmint for me,
a fear meant for any
who happen to see,
the Vegetable Stalker
when he’s on TV.

I’m sure he is ready
and sure he is brave,
but will he come back
or go to his grave.
A spearmint it seems,
might end his whole life
but if he is married.

Well you know, maybe it’s easier to be a hero.

Will the Vegetable Stalker manage to beat the spearmint, or will he find himself all gummed-up? And could it really be true that Veggie has a wife somewhere? If so, then why hasn’t he introduced her to any of his friends? Stay tuned for more of the Adventures of the Vegetable Stalker. Do you really have anything better to do? Yeah, right, sure you do.

This just in: A judge in Hartford, Connecticut has issued an order for DNA testing to find out if Veggie Head Stalker is the father to twins born to Rose Bud of nearby Watertown, Connecticut. While details have been sealed by order of judge Thistle N. Bush, it is believed Veggie Head Stalker may have other sprouts coming up all over the New England states. Stay tuned to this VNN. station or go to the Veggie Network News website at VegetableStalker.com.