Veggisode 19

Ginger

The Vegetable Stalker in New York City! Stay tuned to this VNN. station to find out the latest.

Hello, Bruce Apple, VNN., Veggie News Network, reporting. A man believed to be the Vegetable Stalker was allegedly seen in a seedy little club called the Tossed Salad, on the south side late yesterday evening. While the identity of this man has not yet been verified, a witness, Miss Ginger Root, claims to know Veggie Head Stalker and has told the police she saw him at the Tossed Salad just last night. Here's the details as we know them.

Oh Ginger, how she lured him in,
her fragrance, warm and sweet.
Was when ol’ Veggie spied her,
she knocked him off his feet.
He’d never get enough of her
was Veggie’s big concern,
but when he pulled her to his lips.
his lips began to burn!

Oh my! Has the mighty Vegetable Stalker succumb to the spell of a woman? Did her scent lure him in? And what sort of woman is this Ginger who’s hot and sweet at the same time; who promises pleasure but brings pain? Will this showy flower cause Veggie to wise up or will she end up another swollen daisy whose man... I mean, vegetable. is on the run? Yeah, I doubt it too, but stay tuned to find out what happens next.

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