Veggisode 20

Cherries

The Vegetable Stalker arrested in New Jersey.- Stay tuned to this VNN. station to hear the details.

Hello, Victoria Apple, VNN., Veggie News Network, Bruce has the day off, the lazy weed! Leaving me and the kids to run the whole station, that lousy stink weed! A man believed to be the Vegetable Stalker was arrested in Atlantic City, New Jersey this morning, charged with eating cherries. Police are refusing to release details but we do have the following account of what happened.

A cherry had eluded him
since he was a young man,
so the Vegetable Stalker set about
to embark on a new plan.
It seems that he had found a place
where cherries are a plenty,
but little did he realize
was fifteen will get you twenty...

Oh my! Veggie Head is really in a pickle now. How do you think he’ll get out of this mess? Who would have thought ol' Veggie had it in him? I guess this concludes the adventures of the Vegetable Stalker-- for a few years that is. Do you think Veggie might get time off for good behavior? Yeah, me neither. Ya’ll stay tuned for the trial of the Vegetable Stalker. Hey, you didn’t think the story was going to end did you? Not as long as the writer, Billy Jones, still needs a job.

For the latest breaking news about the Vegetable Stalker, or any other weirdo running around playing super hero, stay tuned to this VNN. station or go to the Veggie Network News website at VegetableStalker.com.

The Adventurers Of The Vegetable Stalker are brought to you by Laureate Red Wine, the red wine choice of vegetable stalkers and redneck rebel laureates everywhere.