Veggisode 21

Up In Smoke

The Vegetable Stalker free to stalk again! Stay tuned to this VNN. station to find out, the rest of the story!

Hello, this is Princess Apple reporting for VNN., Veggie Network News. Mom and dad are banging each other in the back room again. Why shouldn't I tell them that Mom? That's what you're doing, right?

It appears that the Vegetable Stalker has been released from jail, but no one will give us details as to just what happened. We think it's a cover-up so we sent a reporter to find out more. This is the report.

“A little bit is really good
so better is a lot!”
Ol’ Veggie said to everyone.
“I want all that you’ve got.”
Was then he thought he’d cook it up.
When he started he couldn’t stop
for as he stoked the fire
he smoked up the pot.

Oh dear! Yes, it’s the truth. Veggie doesn’t want to admit to the fact that he’s addicted to smoking up pots-- skillets and pans too! Who would have ever known? Then again, considering all he gets himself into, it’s hard not to imagine Veggie smoking up all of the pots. Wait a minute. How did Veggie get out of jail? Come clean, Veggie? Is Veggie on his way to rehab now? Could it be the mighty Vegetable Stalker is really a dopey fiend with a huge case of the Veggie munchies? Might be, so stay tuned as the adventures of the Vegetable Stalker continue.

Stay tuned to this VNN. station for the... Mom, quit shouting! I'm still on the air! Anyway, stay tuned or go to the Veggie News Network website at VegetableStalker.com. Okay Mom, I'm finished now!