Veggisode 23

Veggie Rides A Lam

The mighty Vegetable Stalker riding a lam? Stay tuned to this Veggie News Network station to find out more.

Hello, Aunt Agnes Apple reporting for VNN., Veggie Network News. Bruce and Victoria have taken the kids on an extended vacation in the VNN. Mobile News van while they try to avoid prosecution by the Federal Communications Commission for operating a pirate radio station as well as providing certain favors to several really cute FCC. agents. I can't blame Victoria, I'd do them if I had the chance.

The Vegetable Stalker has escaped from an as yet undisclosed Federal prison. While it looks to this reporter like there might be some sort of government cover-up going on in the Vegetable Stalker case, the government is stating that Veggie Head Stalker, AKA: the Vegetable Stalker is riding a lam; whatever that means. Here's what a spokesman for the department of prison gardens had to say about this unusual situation.

Perhaps you’ve heard the story
how our hero was done in,
caught eating the cherries,
now doing five to ten,
but ol’ Veggie can’t be locked away,
You see, that’s not his fate,
an’ late last night he busted out
to make his great escape!

And the hounds, they were a barking
as Veggie ran away.
The guards who drew a bead on him
are all practicing today,
for their every shot, they were a miss.
Was more than the warden could stand.
So they all shoot at targets
while Veggie’s on the lam.

That’s right, the Vegetable Stalker is on the loose again. They say he’s riding the proverbial lam. Wonder how far it will take him? They say he’s a killer folks. Fence in your gardens, truss up your trees, use any means you can. Maybe even bees. Where he’s running we don’t know, but you can bet he’ll put on a show. The Vegetable Stalker stalks again, Ya'll. More news at six, eleven, and tomorrow too.

For the latest in depth coverage of the Vegetable Stalker as well as the lam, stay tuned to this Veggie Network News station or go to the VNN. website at VegetableStalker.com. Yes, there really is a VegetableStalker.com.