Veggisode 26

Se’ Abla, Stalker

See, the Vegetable Stalker, he has been spotted in Texas. Stay tuned to this VNN. station to find out more, no?

Kay pasa Dudes, dis is Carlos Apple, reporting for my gringo cousins who are still trying to get back across the border from Mehico. Senoria Victoria, Senorita Princess, they talk real nice to the border patrol, see? Seee! The Vegetable Stalker, he has been seen in Texas and is believed to be headed back to Mehico. Dis is our report, no?

“Tomatillos, tomatillos,
they’re fruit inside a husk,
but fruit, you cannot hide,
I’ll find you as I must.”
So Veggie there, he made his way
a searching ‘cross the land.
To find the tomatillos
was his only plan.

He found a small tomato,
and said, “You’re an impostor,
but I will eat you just the same.”
So he sat on his posterior
and ate, and ate, and ate
‘til Veggie had his fill, oh,
but will he ever find
the elusive tomatillo.

Then he headed south to Texas.
Said, “I’m bound to find one there.”
“I’ll find some tomatillos,” he said
as he saddled up his mare.
But days along the Texas trail
showed him only armadillos,
and he wondered if he’d ever find
the fruit called tomatillo.

So he rode down to Mehico
but didn’t find it there.
He said, “They hide so carefully
I just don’t think it’s fair.”
The people, they all laughed at him
when he tried to speak in Spanish
so he thought it time he feed his mare,
hit the trail, and simply vanish.

He headed north, the Lone Star State
awaits for his return,
but finding tomatillos
was Veggie’s first concern.
He stopped outside of Abaline
then rode to Amarillo,
and in the Big Texan Steak house
he found his tomatillo...
So Senoir Veggie, he ate it.

What’s ‘dis, a Veggisode with a happy ending-- what’s up with that? And do you think he managed to eat all of dat 64 ounce steak they serve there? I didn’t see his picture on the wall, did you? Oh see, that’s right, Veggie’s a vegetarian, I almost forgot. I hear folks down Texas way don’t shine too much on vegetarians. Maybe we should just keep that a secret. Ya’ll stay tuned to this VNN. station for more adventures of the mighty Vegetable Stalker. Via Con dious and Adios, Ya’ll.

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