Veggisode 27

Margarita

What’s dis? Senoir Stalker and the Rebel Laureate in Mehico. Stay tuned to this Veggie News Network station to find out more.

Ole’. Dis is Carlos Apple again. My gringo cousins are back in Texas. ‘De Texas Rangers say they can no longer cross the border, see? The Vegetable Stalker is practicing his surfing on the Pacific coast of Baha Sur while his laureate friend is drinking Tequila in the cantinia. Dis is how it happened, no?

Margarita is a girl I know
with legs so long and tan,
lips so sweet, and skin so soft
she’s too much for a man.
Last time that I saw her
she was waving me good-bye.
If it wasn’t for the drink she served,
I might forever cry.

Gather up some Triple Sec,
Tequila, salt, and ice.
Freeze your glasses for a while
‘til the frost is in plain sight.
Salt the rims, combine the stuff
with lime juice and some ice.
Mix it in the blender now.
See, it’s very nice.

If you see her, tell her please,
I’ve waited for so long.
Down at the cantinia
they’re playing our love song. (Margaritaville)
Tell her how I miss her so.
No one does it quite like her.
When she makes Margaritas
she makes my poor heart stir.

What’s dis? Has our scribe, the Rebel poet, found himself a girl-friend? See, I wonder how much she charges? You don’t really think she fell for one of his mushy love poems, do you? What kind of woman would fall for that? Oh see, maybe if she’s still in junior high, but ‘dis girl was all of sixteen if she was a day. see. Ya’ll stay tuned to this VNN., station for more, see? Adios amigos.

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