Veggisode 28

Still On The Lam

The FBI reports that the location of the Vegetable Stalker is unknown. Could it be that Veggie Head Stalker has gotten away with the perfect crime? Stay tuned for more details.

Hello, this is Bruce Apple for VNN., Veggie News Network, reporting to you from our temporary studios located in the beautiful Steel Bar Hotel in downtown Washington, DC. Unidentified informants have stated that Veggie Head Stalker, AKA: the Vegetable Stalker has escaped from federal custody. Here are the details.

Now Veggie, he’s a hidin’ out.
They’re lookin’ oh so hard;
the FBI, the Mounties,
and even Scotland Yard.
They called the Federalizes,
even called the KGB
but Veggie’s still out on the lam.
Wonder where he might be...

Could it be the Vegetable Stalker has eluded police all over the world? Where on earth can he be? Hey, Spike. Bubba, what are you doing here? This is my cell... ah, ah, I mean studio. Your cells-- I mean studios-- are down the hall. What’s that? You say you were listening and you want to know who I’m informing on? Hey, wait a minute guys, that’s not what I meant when I said unidentified informants. What I meant was... Ouch, that hurts! Wait! Ouch, not that! For more info... Ouch, stop, please... go to the VNN... Oh no, not that again... VegetableStalker.com. Guys, please let me explain! Ouch!