Veggisode 29

Hot Tamales

The Vegetable Stalker attacks a Texas Ranger! Stay tuned for more details!

Hello, a very foggy Bruce Apple reporting from the newest VNN. studio located in some hospital in the Washington, DC. area. I’ve been under heavy sedation so it’s really not clear to me just how I got here. Texas authorities report that Veggie Head Stalker, AKA: the Vegetable Stalker, and North American Poet Laureate, Billy Jones, were almost apprehended by a Texas Ranger in the town of Langtry, Texas, but managed to overpower the Ranger and get away. Here’s an account of what took place there earlier today.

The ranger had us cornered.
It seemed, with no way out,
but Veggie said, “Follow my lead.”
I had no time to doubt.
That ranger, no he’ll not forget
what became his biggest folly
when Veggie and I began to fire
a volley of hot tamales!

Wow! That was close. I thought that Texas Ranger was going to drag them both to the hoscal where Veggie and Billy would both waste away in the darkness of some adobe-brick jail. Can you imagine being kept in the dark like that? They’re not mushrooms, you know. Why that would be a death sentence for sure. Will Veggie ever be able to prove his innocense, or will he spend the remainder of his life on the run? Stay tuned for answers...

Wait a minute. Ya’ll have all figured out by now that there aren’t any answers, only more questions. Take your questions to the Veggie News Network website at VegetableStalker.com.