Veggisode 8

Battle At Sea

The Vegetable Stalker spotted on the high seas? That's right. Stay tuned to this urgent broadcast to find out.

Hello, This is Victoria Apple, VNN., Veggie News Network, coming to you live from the submarine, the USS. Flounder where I'm embedded with dozens of sailors laying on the bottom of the ocean somewhere in the North Atlantic. In an earlier encounter with the Navy, the Vegetable Stalker fired an unknown weapon, believed to be necular, at two Submarines sinking them to the bottom of the sea. Here's what happened earlier today.

Navy beans, navy beans,
they sail the seven seas,
look the same in uniform,
and grow on vines like peas.
They hide in cans of metal
fired from submarines,
and if by chance you open one,
it’s the biggest mess you’ve seen.

When they come to board you
they pull across your bow.
They make you bow and grunt.
You’re sure to holler, “How,
how many can there be
in just one little can?”
And you will need a gas mask
just so you can stand.

But don’t you worry not a bit
for our hero’s sailing near.
The Vegetable Stalker will save you
and all those you hold dear.
He has a secret weapon,
though a navy they may be.
He’ll hit them with some Beano
and cut 'em down, you see.

So when you’re out there sailing,
look close, you’ll see his sail,
sailing on the oceans,
chasing down a whale.
But if by chance you’re all alone,
you need not fear the past
for when you’re sailing all alone
no one cares if you’ve got gas.

Well there you have it folks. The mighty Vegetable Stalker comes to the rescue again. Who would have thought the Vegetable Stalker could stop a whole navy, both ships? Why they were equipped with submarines, torpedoes, and gas. And he did it all alone too. Are the rumors that Veggie is really a super hero, true? Will our hero catch a whale, or will he just have a whale of a good time wrecking havoc on the navies of the world. Stay tuned to the Adventures of the Vegetable Stalker to find out.

Okay boys, shows over. Lets go try out the captain's quarters. This might be the last time we all get to do it before we all die. Wow, what a way to go, the only woman on a submarine full of strong young sailors! What's that Junior? We're still live on the air. Oops! This is Victoria Apple signing out.

For the latest news about the Vegetable Stalker, stay tuned to VNN., the Veggie News Network or go to the VNN. website at VegetableStalker.com.

Beano is a registered trademark of... well, somebody. The makers of Beano do not support or endorse The Adventures Of The Mighty Vegetable Stalker. Too bad, Veggie and I could us the cash.

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