Veggisode 9

Stalking A Carrot

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the garden, stay tuned for a Vegetable Stalker update coming up next!

Hello, This is Bruce Apple with VNN., the Veggie News Network, bringing you the latest update on the Vegetable Stalker. Victoria is still in that submarine on the bottom of the ocean, the only woman with all those strong young sailors. I wonder what they're doing down there? The Vegetable Stalker was spotted in a bookstore, that's right, a bookstore in Saint Louis Missouri. What was he doing in a bookstore? Here's how it happened.

The Stalker chased the carrot
for miles and miles that day,
but no matter how fast he followed
the carrot got away.
Was then that he discovered,
was a carrot on a stick,
and he would never catch it
by trying to be quick.

So the stalker thought about it.
Was then he starts to laugh.
“I’m the mighty Vegetable Stalker,” he said.
“By gosh, I must be daft.”
Was then the answer came to him.
An answer he did seed.
He only needs to grab the stick
then enjoy the read.

Who would have ever thought the mighty Vegetable Stalker knew how to read? After all, he went to public school. Perhaps he was just too exhausted to continue the chase, who knows? And what about the mule? Where’s he at?

And now, a word from our sponsors, Carrot On A Stick.

Carrot On A Stick,
Carrot On A Stick
about three hundred pages,
it’s really, really thick.
You know you got to have it.
It’s how Veggie earns his pay
so go on-line to Amazon
and order it today.

Carrot On A Stick, from the author of The Adventures Of The Vegetable Stalker. Order your copy today!

Wow! this dude, Billy Jones, really has some nerve writing commercials for his own books into the Vegetable Stalker scripts. Do you think people will really buy his books? Naw, I doubt it too.

For the latest news about the Vegetable Stalker, stay tuned to this station or go to the VNN. website at VegetableStalker.com

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